Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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