LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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