How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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