ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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