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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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