with your own penis?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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