from now on my penis is your penis
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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