Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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