The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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