puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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