The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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