But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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