If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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