Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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