Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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