3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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