I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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