That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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