I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
