I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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