Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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