Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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