You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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