i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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