No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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