I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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