My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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