shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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