these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
tell me about the eggs
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