Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My feet surprised me
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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