If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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