Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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