I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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