does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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