Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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