did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Randomize
