I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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