Joe is yelling at the trees again.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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