my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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