i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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