you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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