The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
