big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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