i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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