There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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