the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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