The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Send help, water and tortillas.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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