i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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