Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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