im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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