apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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