so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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