I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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