addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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