fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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