So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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