I accidentally burped into my bong.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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