Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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