Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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